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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9395 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 881 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 905210 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.
