Pixel Pals Retreat | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Votes:	4689
Void Armor Forged:	27	Secret Passages Found:	6

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Potions Brewed:	102	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	1980	Endless Night Skies:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	172
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	3381
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	643	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Alien Abductions:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8