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HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Zombie Dances:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2794	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8145	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2730
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3