Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the flowers and watercolors edition, where you can create your own waifus and talk about them all day long. Need inspiration? Check out our local waifu guide for some tips on how to make the perfect pixelated partner.

But that’s not all! Our server is powered by the latest AI technology, so you can expect some truly mind-blowing experiences. Want to turn your Minecraft world into a masterpiece? Use our AI art generators to create stunning landscapes and structures that will leave your friends speechless.

Feeling a bit unstable? Don’t worry, our server has got you covered with our AI stability tools. Say goodbye to glitches and lag, and hello to a smooth and seamless gaming experience.

And if you’re looking for some extra fun, check out our AI text-to-image generator for some truly bizarre creations. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on with the help of our AI companions?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let your creativity run wild. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the pixelated paradise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hybrid Virus Chronicles

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hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

admin shop, bedrock connections, building, claiming plugins, Dark, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Find, gravity, Grief, Head Drops, Highways, Jobs, large-scale, multiplayer, player based, Player Shops, Public farms, Rail, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, SSMP, Steals, string dupe, Survival, Tnt, tps, Youll

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Mania, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Animals Bred:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3141

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GovtBabyAbort SMP

abortion, BELIEF, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, distrust, extremism, fake news, fear-mongering, GovtBabyAbort, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Partisan, polarization, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, Propaganda, rhetoric, smp, social media, US government

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Crops Grown:	3777	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyDebate2020

civil debate, CraftyDebate2020, debate, DeCorum, dignity, disagreement, Polite, polite debate, political discourse, politicians, politicians can be polite, politicians can disagree, Politics, proof, Refreshing, respectful debate, Thoughts, Vance, Vice President debate, vp debate, Walz

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Her Mission Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mission is to mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your mission is to become the ultimate llama whisperer! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where players can tame llamas, ride them into battle, and even teach them how to do the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, just don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the llama whisperer of your dreams!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mines Excavated:	4698
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

V4Mirai Minecraft SMP – The General Creeper

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave US branch, creeper, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), general, globie, idol corp, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, Petalight Kou Mariya, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, smp, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the “But My Hat… Edition” where we wear the craziest hats while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Our streamers include the legendary Crystalis who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, Serina Maiko who can tame creepers with her singing, and Mono Monet who builds pixel art using only their toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our Gen 3 talent, Dr. NOVA(e), once turned a zombie into a disco dancing partner, and Yumi the Witch can brew potions that make you fly like a chicken.

And don’t even get us started on our Brave EN branch with globie, where Kumanui Miel once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, and Taring Hu built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever witness. Just remember, if you lose your hat, you’re out of the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LockedOutLair

Autonomy, BEDROOM, belongings, Boundaries, family, family dynamics, fingerprint lock, generational differences, grandmother, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, invasion of privacy, Lock, LockedOutLair, personal belongings, personal space, portable door lock, privacy, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCravings

balanced diet, busy lifestyle, busy schedule, CraftyCravings, eating habits, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy living, healthy recipes, healthy snacks, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, on-the-go eating, quick meals, self-care, staying fit, Stress Management, Time management, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of trying to balance a healthy diet while also slaying creepers and mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and enjoy our virtual farm-to-table experience, where you can grow your own pixelated veggies and cook up some delicious virtual meals to keep your hunger bar full. Who needs real food when you can feast on virtual steak and potatoes all day long? Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden carrots have magical powers that will give you superhuman strength in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life meal prep, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is keeping your character well-fed and ready for adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vinland Adventure: Where we tango with llamas and ride pigs! 1.20.1 forge new server

1.20.1, AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, exploration pack, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Llamas, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furniture, mutant monsters, Pigs, Productive Bees, Ride, Server, Simply Swords, tango, Twilight Forest, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.

Q: Can I use my own mods on the server?

A: We recommend using the mods that are already installed on the server to avoid compatibility issues. However, you can reach out to the server admins to discuss adding new mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Israel War Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, influence, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, strategy, Support, Tactics, US, Victory, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Israel’s secret weapon is revealed – their unbeatable Minecraft skills! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, building epic structures and battling mobs like never before.

But wait, there’s more! The US has decided to go to war on our behalf because they know we’re the best at Minecraft and need our skills to defeat their enemies. So come join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

With insane PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world why Israel keeps winning – in Minecraft and beyond!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5504
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

> play Minecraft SMP Assassin’s Creed Game

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s way better than getting stuck in some lame simulation game! We promise no modern day women talking to you for 20 minutes or any hacker shit – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Build, mine, and survive with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures and epic quests that will make you feel like a real-life assassin (minus the simulation interruptions). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NoSimulationShitAllowed

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	100	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.