Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Emeralds Found: 694
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Void Gems Collected: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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