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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6306 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1097 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
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