Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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