Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Potions Brewed: 128
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Farms Harvested: 532
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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