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Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	116
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5190	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The horror

Active, Adventure, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	New Chunks Explored:	850241
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38