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Frosty Realm 1.20.4

#exciting, 1.20.4, Adventure, Beginner, celebration, christmas, family, FANTASY, Festive, frosty, Fun, Game, Gaming, Good Game, Granblue Fantasy: Relink, holiday, multiplayer, new, Realm, RPG, Seasonal, tradition, video game

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	71	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo, forget Granblue Fantasy ReLink, join our Minecraft server for a Christmas like no other! We got snowball fights with creepers, Santa Claus riding a zombie pigman, and candy cane swords that shoot out fireworks! It’s like a winter wonderland on crack, bro. Plus, we have special holiday events where you can win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and a pet polar bear. So ditch that other game and come join the festive chaos on our server!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20

/zzz/ OP pastebin., A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah, Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got Agent Combat Intel, falling stars, and special visitors all up in this place. Plus, we got Windchaser Harumasa and En-Nah waiting for you to come play. Redeem those codes and claim your gifts, it’s like Christmas all year round on this server. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get zany together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult Film Industry, blacked, Crime Scene, found dead, heartbreaking post, Home Invasion, Homicide, investigation, Life, murder, Porn Actress, ruined, ruins, shocking news, social media, Sophia Leone, Tragedy, tragic event, us news, viral post, webm

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

Mystic Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anticipation, binge watching, classic, comedy, COUR, fanbase, Final episode, gender bending, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, mystic, Ranma 1/2, Realm, release date, romance, Rumiko Takahashi, Sequel, waiting for next season

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crops Grown:	2119	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	3444
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3542
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Farms Harvested:	427
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3