Pishcraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Love Letters Sent:	13

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	562100
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3099	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crops Grown:	2760	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6735

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	678	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7508	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1512	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	4019
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6