Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Ores Mined: 9396 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4627
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Dimension Hops: 12 Crops Grown: 2289
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Potions Brewed: 123 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 88 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dimension Hops: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Farms Harvested: 275

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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