PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	9390	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4064	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2722

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9201	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	853
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7710
Farms Harvested:	116	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	3894
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9102
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	4798	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Chimeras Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2