Pirate Cove Minecraft Server

adult content, Censorship, controversy, Cove, Digital Media, distribution, Erotica, explicit content, gender bias, Industry, Licensing, licensing rights, Literature, market demand, Men, Minecraft, niche market, Pirate, porn novels, Publishing, Server, seven seas, Sol Press, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Votes:	2112

New Minecraft Servers

Ahoy, mateys! Welcome to a Minecraft server where the Seven Seas are filled with licensing deals for porn novels…for women only! That’s right, we’ve got steamy romance novels and spicy erotica just waiting for you to explore.

But wait, there’s more! While other servers may have neglected the menfolk in their porn novel licensing endeavors, we have a tragic tale to tell. The once mighty Sol Press, purveyor of smut for the male gaze, has sadly met its demise. But fear not, for our server is here to pick up the mantle and provide all genders with the literary filth they desire.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you sail the Seven Seas, indulge in some steamy reading material, and witness the epic saga of Sol Press’s downfall? It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out. Join us today and embark on a journey of lust, laughter, and Minecraft madness!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ores Mined:	2731
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Potions Brewed:	99	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4454	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever