Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9627

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Star Shards Collected:	287	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Dimension Hops:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3196	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	114	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5859
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ores Mined:	4394	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	168

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	576
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5982	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!