PillPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Farms Harvested:	497

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

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Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	238
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crops Grown:	7883
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	6361	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2