PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	3741	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Animals Bred:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
New Chunks Explored:	575584	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Towns Built:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	112
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Ores Mined:	5354	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	3374
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Villages Defended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️