Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SheepServer

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SheepServer – Minecraft the way it was intended.

– 100% legit Survival World – Grief proof and cool Creative world – Challenging home-built Adventure map – Awesome Games world with lots of home made redstone powered minigames

All staff members are hand picked from their activity and maturity.

No need to stay here and read though, get online and take a look. There’s no whitelist or requirements to fulfill to be able to start building.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Double Tree

Economy, Survival

Join today! Server ip = doubletreeserver.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HoboNation PvP Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Visit our website at http://www.hobonation.net/ We are cracked so anyone can play, even if you do not have minecraft! We have allot of players playing in the server at all times. We have donation packages you can purchase to help support us and gain some reward. (Located on our website)

Server IP: HoboNation.Net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FlatCreative

Come visit our city! Surprises abound in each city block. Want to build your own mansion? Go outside the city limits in no-mans land and have a blast!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LazleCraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Carbon MC

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour

Create | Combat | Conquer

Carbon Mc is a plot creative and survival factions server like no other. Pushing the envelope in unique entertainment, Carbon offers a truly engaging experience. Inspire and impress others with buildings in creative plots, become a legend and explore the far reaches of the custom factions world, or prove your skill with challenging parkour, and intense PvP arenas.

–Customize Your Permissions–

Carbon MC’s ground-breaking permissions system allows the player to have total control over how they receive their perks by enabling them to buy permissions individually. No longer must a player wait to obtain a special rank, or donate lots of money just to receive powerful permissions. At Carbon MC, all you need is a bit of dedication to become fully equipped for whatever obstacles lay in your path.

–Physical and Virtual Economy–

The economy on Carbon MC is intuitive and flexible. Based entirely on the gold ingot, players can earn gold by mining it in factions, spending time online, completing the parkour, building an exceptional plot, and more. The best part is, your balance is synced among all three servers, so buying permissions is never easier.

Join today! —– IP: carbon.mc.gl —–

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SyroCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Semi-vanilla Survival RPG-like Minecraft Server SyroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few RPG elements added into the mix to spice up the “End Game” of Minecraft while still focusing on the whole survival aspect of the game as well. We also have a creative world for the build-planning folk and for those who just want to mess around with infinite blocks.

We support voting while offline! (After your first login!) meaning you can vote for us, and then claim your vote rewards in-game the next time you log on.

Come join us for some fun and games! We can’t wait to meet you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TitansCraft

TitansCraft Bukkit Server!!!

MobArenas PvP Arena Survival Factions Creative Parkour

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Enderarmy Survival.

Survival SMP no greif/raid and Vote for the server for Three free Diamond! and $100!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

W00t Craft

PVP/Survival/Economy/Hunger Games/Mob Arena/Disguise Craft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

XeGaming Home Edition

Creative, Economy, Survival

Epic Community Small Scale Server.

Adult owned and operated, many plugins for your enjoyment!

iConomy Homes/Warps LUCK Citizens Chestshops! KillerMobs BetterSleep, and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CubeLand

CubeLand is one of the best portuguese server’s based on PVP , with plots and lot of arenas.

JOIN Today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	252	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bluedog

Hi All of you out there this is bluedog owner whose server is 24/7 it is faction/pvp we really do a lot for the server there are about 60/70 in server every day so it is not a server that is not known there are some ranks you can get for free it’s vip/vip+ vip can /hat /top /invsee but can’t take things and can also kit vip where vip+ can do the same but can make nick with color and write with color and much more you mustn’t ask about up no kind of hack no spam no advertising also further we have an intro to the server you can see it here somewhere see you there BYE Regards bluedog

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ZbuCraft

Hey, I’m BronzeGaming and with my friends Uzzz1 and zavago93 we have started a new server. The server has 24/7 host and almost unlimited slots. We had a server before but then we upgraded to this new serverhosting website.

Right now there is no plugins on the server but that will be fixed in the near future! The only thing that we can afford you guys right now is normal survival, but later on we will add, Survival games (Hunger games), creative, and yeah, many other things.

This server hasn’t got any players so we would like to have some. So if you want to join feel free to do so 🙂

We haven’t got any staff except me, Uzzz1 and zavago93 (owners). But this isn’t a “first players who join gets admin, mod or whatever”. We wan’t staff that follows the “normal rules” (no griefing, no spamming and so on) and is kind to all players.

Other then that we have planned to be working alot with the server 🙂

RIght now there isn’t any requirements to join our server, just be sure to be nice and follow the rules.

Remember this server is Brand new so we only have normal survival at the moment.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wreckless PVP – Factions

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.