Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.