Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Epsilon OP Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	150

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Eden

Creative, PvE, Survival

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Crops Grown:	6850	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BandaliCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineZone

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Farms Harvested:	151
Enchantments Applied:	212	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DesperateFun

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DestinyLegion

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DauntlessMC

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

Dauntless MC is a network and it currently has: OP Factions, Skyblock, and Creative. We are experienced in giving the players a great player experience. We are open to suggestions and will consider those suggestions. We hope to see you around the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GommeHD Network

Mini Games

GommeHD Network – Mini Games

Game modes: – BedWars – Trouble in Minecraft – Conquest – EnderGames – RageMode – Surf – SurvivalGames – AuraPvP | Event

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Musk Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Musk Factions: Join today for the ultimate factions gameplay!

We are a brand new and improving server that is all about factions, We base everything upon the following:

> Grief > Raid > Pvp > Factions

We have some of the top notch plugins and staff to make your expierience at Musk Factions unforgettable.

We are Musk, “We define pvp”

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MerlionMC

Survival

😀 Join MerlionMC Today! 😀 Active and Friendly Staffs, Unique Survival,1.8,Mythic Mobs,24/7! Join Us Today! IP: 158.69.18.124 Main Rules On The Server: – No Griefing! – No Insulting At Players Or On The Server! – No Advertisement! – No Hacking! More To Be On The Server Rules Board! Rules Set To Let Players Have A Enjoyable and Comfortable Server To Play In! If You Have Any Queries,You Can Look For Our Staff! They Are Online Now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CribexMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CribexMC is a death-match player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are in what we call, the towers, in the middle of the map.

Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

CribexMC Team

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chill craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Extreamly chill and fun server amazing staff and community nearly everyone who joins has fun if they stay

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PudgeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.pudgecraft.com PudgeCraft Survival PudgeCraft KitPvP

Survival focused with hints of PvP combat. Inside of the Survival server you are able to gather resources, form a guild, and head into PvP combat against others and fight for your claim to fame! If combat isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We have a custom economy system and measures to keep your villages safe!

Server: – Online 24/7, around the clock! – Strong DDoS protection. – VERY experienced custom builders and developers. – ALWAYS new updates and maintenance. – ACTIVE staff team for all time zones. – AMAZING survival server community.

Come join our network during it’s rebirth and experience the growth!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SnakeCraft.us

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!