Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
Buildings Constructed: 43 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Star Shards Collected: 133
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 277
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 329
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

    Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

    Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Crops Grown: 7485
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

    Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP

    Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP
    Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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