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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6544 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 7111 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!
