Pig Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Votes:	5444	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	225348
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9386
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	3966	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6178	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5565
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!