| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9848 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9024 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 236 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Votes: | 138 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 9574 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5048 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4732 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 480 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Votes: | 631 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 144 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7866 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 120 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4338 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1216 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6918 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8293 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5004 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3850 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4825 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3224 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 559 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3891 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2283 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”
plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.
so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9125 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8960 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Crossplay Compatible | Players can join from different platforms. |
| Respawnable Ender Dragon | Unique feature to respawn the Ender Dragon. |
| Progressable Skills | Skills that can be improved over time. |
| Bookbag System | A system for storing and carrying items. |
| Unique Banking System | A different approach to in-game economics. |
| KitPVP | A player versus player mode with predefined kits. |
|---|---|
| Creative (Plotworld) | A creative mode with designated plot areas. |
| SMP (Survival) | Traditional survival gameplay. |
Server maintained and optimized for the best player experience.
A: No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features.
A: No, the server does not have any overpowered items.
A: Yes, the server is super optimized with no lag.
A: You can reach out to Sell_ox on Discord for any questions or feedback.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4676 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 295 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?
Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.
Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1984 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!
