| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5039 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6638 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!
Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4588 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2406 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8326 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2396 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 7667 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4988 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7288 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3992 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1360 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2035 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6136 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6784 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Emeralds Found: | 935 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1132 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2974 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5706 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 478 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6491 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5775 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9264 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5651 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 819 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
