| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5513 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2169 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 727338 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6124 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6271 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.
join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4677 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.
Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1882 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4238 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!
Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8217 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 89 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 446 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6567 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5500 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7424 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9255 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7758 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 339 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8906 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀
come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥
who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5723 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5480 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8993 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 819 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3961 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4691 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3424 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9217 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
