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BdayBlunderCraft

Argument, attitude, BdayBlunderCraft, bills, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, Effort, emotional needs, groceries, housework, love language, Manipulation, neglect, one sided, relationship, reminder, Resentment, Special, unemployed

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8967	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	968	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8196

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Votes:	2691	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ores Mined:	4721
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	371
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	733
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2339	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	93
Secret Passages Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1