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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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