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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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