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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Runes Activated: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Potions Brewed: 27 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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