PhonePandemonium | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magic Items Found:	4757
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	81	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Buildings Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	962
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1511
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3215

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3949
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	402	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	106
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	9596

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2759

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8469	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Star Shards Collected:	114
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ores Mined:	2956
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	109/100	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3