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CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, bad tips, CraftyFoolsMC, damaging advice, harmful advice, harmful suggestions, harmful tips, incorrect advice, incorrect tips, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, wrong advice

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, anal sex, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, Intimacy, long-term relationships, mystic, open communication, PIXEL, Pleasure, Realms, relationships, satisfaction, sexual activities, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual frequency, sexual health, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo topics, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8258	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crops Grown:	6722
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	17

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual world where you can do all the anal you want with your gf, but like, in a totally PG way, ya know?

Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!

Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!

So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Name Change Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, alternate education, CHANGE, changing my name, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Individuality, Minecraft, name change, parental approval, peer acceptance, personal choice, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, standing your ground, support system, teenage struggles

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Votes:	317
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5151
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	93	Animals Bred:	101
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7887	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	New Chunks Explored:	289208
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	188

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	63
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	856

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magic Items Found:	8657	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

Wolf Pack Highlands: CO2 Control

Biodiversity, carbon footprint, carbon offset, carbon removal, climate change mitigation, climate emergency, Co2, CO2 sequestration, conservation biology, control, ecological balance, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, environmental impact, highlands, native woodland, Pack, Red Deer, Rewilding, Scottish Highlands, sustainable forestry, wildlife management, wildlife reintroduction, Wolf, Wolves

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got wolves running wild in the Scottish Highlands, just like in the good ol’ days. these wolves are gonna help save the planet by takin’ down them pesky red deer and lettin’ the native woodland grow like crazy. we talkin’ about sequesterin’ one million tonnes of CO2 every year, that’s like 5% of all the carbon removal, yo! so come join us and be a part of this epic eco-friendly adventure, plus you can ride wolves and be the coolest kid on the block. ain’t no server like this one, that’s for sure!

Players:	92/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1