New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, have you ever thought about how people are all paranoid about their laptop cameras but then they just leave their phone cameras wide open for anyone to spy on them? like, bruh, that’s some messed up priorities right there.

anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.

join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.

or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.

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  • Zelensky vs Trump & Vance: Russian Press PvP

    Zelensky vs Trump & Vance: Russian Press PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have more fun than Zelensky defending himself in a press conference conducted in a foreign language! Imagine Trump and Vance trying to navigate their way through our server in Russian – chaos would ensue! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this hypothetical scenario. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyEuroUnity

    CraftyEuroUnity

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join because, like, all the european leaders are there, and they’re, like, all uniting behind ukraine because of some epic confrontation between trump and zelenskyy. it’s, like, a total showdown, bro. you gotta be there to witness the madness. plus, there’s, like, insane battles and epic quests to go on. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life. so, like, join now and be part of the chaos, man. it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trash Teleportation Land

    Trash Teleportation Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know when u toss sumthin in the trash? well, on dis server, dat trash don’t go away, it jus teleports sumwhere else in da world. like, imagine throwin away a block of dirt and it ends up in da middle of a castle or sumthin. how crazy is dat? join dis server for all da wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. u never know where ur trash will end up next!

    IP: trashTeleport.About.teleport

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP

  • Simply Vanilla

    Simply Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
    Online Since: 2019
    Features: No hacking/duping allowed, Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof
    IP Address: simplyvanilla.net
    Discord: Join our Discord community!
    Website: Visit our website!
    Map Size: 10 TB+

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. Can I use hacks or duping on the server?

    No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. All players are expected to play fair and abide by the server rules.

    2. What are the boundaries of the world in Simply Vanilla?

    The server has Vanilla world-borders, meaning there are set boundaries within which players can explore and build.

    3. Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server?

    Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible in Simply Vanilla, allowing players to explore this dimension and utilize it for their gameplay.

    4. How can I escape spawn in Simply Vanilla?

    Check out this video for a guide on how to escape spawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    5. Can I form alliances with other players on the server?

    Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, make friends, or even betray and conquer bases in Simply Vanilla. The choice is yours!

    Join Simply Vanilla today and experience the thrill of anarchy gameplay without hacking!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eternal Gamers Haven 1.21

    Eternal Gamers Haven 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you suck at games but still play all day, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because here, sucking at games is celebrated! We love our noob players who can’t even find their way out of a paper bag in-game. It’s like a support group for the hopelessly bad gamers out there. So come on, embrace your suckiness and join us for a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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