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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Runes Activated: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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