PhillyMissileWithdrawal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocktopia: “Keep calm and mine on!”

blocktopia, Calm, deep, favorite quotes, Impactful, inspiration, Introspective, life lessons, Meaningful, memorable, memorable quotes, motivational, personal growth, philosophy, Quote, quotes that inspire, quotes that make you think, quotes that resonate, Reflection, Thought-provoking, wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. Join us for an unforgettable experience filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bananas as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

NasrallahsWarRoom Minecraft Server

aide, Assassination, Conflict, death, extremist, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, intelligence, investigation, Killed, leader, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsWarRoom, operations room, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	6567	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

omg u guys gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz like, hezbollah leader nasrallah was totally killed in our war ops room! like, we were just mining for diamonds and suddenly this dude shows up and we had to take him out, it was crazy! join now for the most intense and unexpected gameplay ever, you never know who you might run into next! #minecraftmadness #nasrallahnonsense

MenorahMayhemCraft

anti-semitism, Chile, Chilean government, controversy, cultural intolerance, discrimination, hanukkiah, hate crime, Jewish community, Menorah, menorah controversy, menorah lighting, menorah vandalism, MenorahMayhemCraft, Politics, protest, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious symbols, Vandalism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, u know when u just tryna light ur menorah for hanukkah and then some chilean politicians come in and call it a symbol of death? like, what even is that, right? but don’t worry, on our server, u can light ur hanukkiah in peace without any crazy politicians trying to ruin ur vibe. plus, we have the most epic hanukkah decorations u have ever seen, like giant dreidels and menorahs made out of diamonds. join now for a lit hanukkah experience like no other!

NoSleep NoBurnout Server

balance, Burnout, ENERGY, exhaustion, FATIGUE, habits, health, Lifestyle, mental health, NoBurnout, nosleep, Optional, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routines, self-care, Server, Sleep, stress, wellness, work-life balance, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5980
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

join dis epic server where sleep is banned and u can mine and craft all day and night without ever getting tired! we got creepers who tell jokes, skeletons who breakdance, and zombies who do the macarena! our diamond pickaxes are made of pure gold and our pigs can fly! come join us and experience the wildest, most sleep-deprived adventure of ur life! who needs sleep when u can have unlimited fun in our crazy minecraft world? come join us now and never worry about sleep again!

OpinionCraft – 9AM Testosterone Boost

12:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 9:00 AM, 9am, age differences, Behavior, Beliefs, Boost, correlation, hormone levels, Masculinity, Men, older participants, OpinionCraft, political beliefs, political opinions, Psychology, research, study, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, Testosterone spikes, Younger Men

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where the testosterone spikes are off the charts, making your political opinions stronger than ever before! at 9:00 AM, you’ll be feeling like a political genius, ready to conquer the virtual world with your powerful hormones. we’ve got younger men with testosterone levels through the roof, ready to dominate the older players with their sheer hormonal strength. join now and experience the craziest testosterone-fueled minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7512
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	98879
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	576534	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17