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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1560 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
also, we got this crazy story about how the server was actually built on top of an ancient alien spaceship. yeah, bro, aliens. they left behind all this advanced technology for us to discover. u can, like, ride flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s, like, totally insane.
oh, and did i mention the giant lava pit in the middle of the spawn area? u can, like, challenge other players to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling in. it’s, like, the ultimate test of skill and bravery.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and experience all the crazy adventures that await u. trust me, u won’t regret it.