come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Alien Abductions: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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