come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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