come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ores Mined: 8387
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Farms Harvested: 179

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TinyPeevesMC

    TinyPeevesMC
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3432 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

    Planet SMP Minecraft Server

    We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

    We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

    Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

    Store: Planet SMP | Home

    Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

    Join today! Don’t miss out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
    Is there a cost to play on the server? No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
    What activities are available on the server? Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
    Can I purchase items with real money? No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyMind

    BlockyMind
    Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2080 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 382
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Magic Items Found: 6589
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Runes Activated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Emeralds Found: 6595
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Star Shards Collected: 278

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

    Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY