come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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