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build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Farms Harvested: 647
Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Villages Defended: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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