come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Down Under Minecraft Server

    Down Under Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

    Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

    Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LifeChangerMC SMP

    LifeChangerMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a life-changing journey that will make you wish you had joined sooner! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in your very first cave! Seriously, joining our SMP is like leveling up in real life – you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!

    So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Emeralds Found: 7695

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

    DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates
    Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 210 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Too Much Minecraft Fun

    Too Much Minecraft Fun
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

    we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

    our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

    oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

    so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

    Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

    Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Feature Description
    Unmatched Freedom Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
    Fair and Supportive Staff Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    Player-Driven Stories Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
    Community and Collaboration Join a community of like-minded players to build magnificent structures, economies, and participate in events.
    Dynamic World The server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where every choice matters.
    Features Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare.

    Join Us Today!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by following the instructions provided on our Discord channel.
    Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional and players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.
    Are there any restrictions on building structures? As long as the structures comply with server rules, players have the freedom to build as they please.
    Can I create my own quests/events on the server? Players are encouraged to create their own quests and events to enrich the server experience for all.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 430
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 5 Cent Minecraft Server

    5 Cent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Void Gems Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

    LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

    Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

    And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

    So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Apology Accepted!

    No Apology Accepted!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

    And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

    So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

    CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

    One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Villages Defended: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoudCarLamentCraft

    LoudCarLamentCraft
    Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

    So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Animals Bred: 195 Runes Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BidenCraftUltimatum

    BidenCraftUltimatum
    So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

    But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

    Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 50 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Jumping Universe Showdown

    Jumping Universe Showdown
    Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 83
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

    NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!
    Server Name NovarusMC
    Type Geopolitical Minecraft Server
    Features – Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
    Website Visit website

    FAQ

    1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

    Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

    2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

    There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

    3. How are ores separated between biomes?

    Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

    4. Can I start wars on the server?

    Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

    5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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