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DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	85	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	460415	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	6809

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	9935
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	188
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	1329
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4150	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Potions Brewed:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.