lol u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it makes u forget abt all dem contaminated fish in northern Illinois rivers. our server is so clean, u won’t find no PFAS “forever chemicals” here, just pure fun and madness.

join us and u’ll be swimmin’ in a sea of crazy adventures and epic builds. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns prancin’ in the fields, and even a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds.

so come on over and leave them contaminated fish behind. on our server, the only thing contaminatin’ u will be the sheer awesomeness of our community. trust us, once u join, u won’t ever wanna leave.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
Alien Abductions: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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