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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2047 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
