PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Crops Grown:	3944	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	502

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7156	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Emeralds Found:	4029	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	325

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2990
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.