PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

societal norms, toxic masculinity, survey results, gun control, self esteem

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

HatchetCraft Minecraft Server

friendship, HatchetCraft, sell soul, Workplace, Conflict

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people who just won’t leave you alone? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out those pesky players who just won’t stop bothering you.

We understand the struggle of dealing with toxic players, that’s why our server is the perfect place to escape from all the drama. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that so-called “best friend” who turned their back on you when you needed them the most.

So come join us and let’s bury the hatchet together, by burying it in the ground and building a giant monument on top of it! Let’s show those bullies who’s boss in this crazy world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyKidsFunZone

CraftyKidsFunZone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the wild world of fake pregnancy bellies! That’s right, we have a whole section dedicated to pretending you’re pregnant, just like a 6-year-old with a fascination for babies. Dress up your Minecraft character with a fake belly and strut your stuff in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky grandparents who spoil you rotten and let you do whatever you want. They’ll even buy you crazy gifts like fake pregnancy bellies, just to keep the fun going!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew pretending to be pregnant could be so entertaining? Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement, join today!

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Noob2ProLifeLessons – Minecraft SMP

self improvement, SELF AWARENESS, wisdom, life lessons, Self Discovery

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I once tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up landing in a pool of lava, but it was totally worth it for the LOLs. And let me tell you about the time I accidentally blew up my friend’s house with a creeper, we all had a good laugh about it afterwards though.

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the craziest creations, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn. And the mods are so chill, they once turned the entire world upside down just for fun. Plus, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who trade the rarest items for emeralds, it’s like a whole other world down there.

So if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?) Let’s goooooo!

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BornTooLateCraft

internet, BornTooLateCraft, digital revolution, advancement, video games

Are you tired of being born 10 years too late for the golden age of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to transport you back to a time when creepers were the scariest thing in your life (besides your mom finding out you’ve been playing for hours instead of doing your homework).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any annoying players who try to steal your loot. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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CrutchCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Military, recycling, Rehabilitation, soldiers

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. we got russians sending their wounded troops back into battle on crutches, like, what even is that? you gotta join this server just to see the madness, bro. imagine fighting against a dude on crutches in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. plus, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s a total trip, man. come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

HatchetCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyKidsFunZone

Noob2ProLifeLessons – Minecraft SMP

BornTooLateCraft

CrutchCraft Minecraft Server