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New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.2

innit, merch, #youtube, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, TEMPLATE

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server, where we worship the Scarlet Snow Angel, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame! She’s like the queen of the server, spreading her wings and dropping mad beats like a boss. Join us for some epic karaoke nights, where we celebrate monetization like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got new covers dropping like hot potatoes, featuring Justice and the Snow Halation crew. Don’t miss out on the group songs and shorts covers, it’s gonna be lit! And remember, don’t feed the seagulls, just show some love to Liz and her Kingdom of Bloodflame. God save the Queen, y’all! #BloodflameLive #BloodflameArt #BFKingdom #MinecraftMadness

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FiancéTaxi Minecraft Server

RESPONSIBILITY, compromise, Driving, work, Server

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work, just like our friend here who works 12-hour shifts and still manages to find time to play. Need a break from reality? Join our server and let your creativity run wild.

Forget about driving your fiancé to work after a sleepless night – on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want with just a click! No more dizziness, muscle twitches, or lack of sleep – just pure, unadulterated fun.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs taxis when you can fly around in creative mode? Let’s build a world where anything is possible – together!

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HamsterHibernationHalt

Respect, hamster, animal lovers, consideration, Pets

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep for all creatures, big and small? Look no further than our server! We value the beauty of a peaceful slumber so much that we have a strict “no waking up the hamsters” policy.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a world where even the tiniest of creatures deserve their beauty rest. Our hamsters are the rulers of the land, and waking them up could result in catastrophic consequences (trust us, you don’t want to see a hamster on a rampage).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sleepy hamsters and fierce nap battles, join our server now! Just make sure to tip-toe around Boris, our most powerful hamster leader, or you might find yourself in a nap-induced nightmare.

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MemoryLaneMinecraftSMP

memory retrieval, memory consolidation, memory capacity, Recollection, MemoryLaneMinecraftSMP

Yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna relive your earliest memory of being a fetus in the womb! We got custom mods that will transport you back to the good ol’ days of floating in amniotic fluid and listening to your mom’s heartbeat. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking fetuses who are plotting to take over the server. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together, fetus-style!

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AnimalDeathMatch

thought experiment, Ethics, punishment, Legal System, ethical dilemma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only penalty you’ll face is choosing which animal will be your demise! Join us for a wild adventure where you can pick from a variety of crazy creatures to meet your end. Will you choose the ferocious Ender Dragon to go out in a blaze of glory? Or maybe the mischievous Creeper for a explosive send-off? The choice is yours, and the stakes are high! So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate animal showdown.

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PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

Rose Flame Innit 1.20.2

FiancéTaxi Minecraft Server

HamsterHibernationHalt

MemoryLaneMinecraftSMP

AnimalDeathMatch