Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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