Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Star Shards Collected: 223

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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