PenisShakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	342739
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4542	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	176	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6049	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	7024	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1831	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4